function getTagline() {
   var quotes= [
     "far too cool to have a tagline in the header"
     ,"news that gets inside your head and kicks your head's ass"
     ,"more fun than reading Lorem Ipsum"
     ,"easily consumed and quickly forgotten"
     ,"like finding shrapnel in your jello"
	 ,"portrait of the author as a young technophile"
   ];
   
   //alert(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)]);
   return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)];
};